It's safe to say this here

...but I want France to beat Portugal so badly it almost aches. 

Seriously. 

I think that the Portuguese team is a lesser variation of the worst bits of Brazil and Argentina. 

Too many stars, not enough team and lots and lots of casual violence. 

Their coach was interviewed in the paper this morning, when asked about his team and violence he said "we have as many yellow cards as France." Which is exactly missing the point. 

What you get caught for is not what you do. 

Anyway, it's safe to say all of this here, because my neighbors won't here it. 

Or I would, you know, be killed.