An explanation

If I sound annoyed and grumpy it's only because the job of weather person has been exceedingly easy in Montreal of late.

It's like living in Vancouver. But with out the Rockies.

It has been raining pretty much steadily for about 7 days. With no sign of stopping. I'm considering stabbing myself in the hand so I feel again.

Or killing the next person who looks at me funny.

Either or.