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Saturday, August 12, 2006

My Sister Wins the Pool UPDATE

Friday night was her pick and she was spot on.

If I catch the little fuckers who graffitied my fence... well no, I'm not going to do anything stupid. I'm going to find them, I'm going to figure out their real name and I"m going to bill their parents (because anyone who is so excited by being able to write a made up name on a fence clearly lives with his mommy and daddy).

UPDATE:
So now there is also a paper graffiti piece. This counts as art, and because I can take it down with water (though I'm going to try and take it down and sell it) I honestly don't care. The problem is that all three pieces are harbringers.

15 Comments:

At 7:04 PM, Blogger Joanne said...

It might be one of your neighbours' kids. My neighbour's kids like walking over newly planted flowers.

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger Leatherhands said...

I'm still grief stricken over the cocksuckers who pulled two of my newly planted baby white birch trees (transplanted with great care from my father-in-law's property near Peterborough) and left them lying undignified in the street. They were toast after that.
Even now, years later, writing this entry has re-ignited my desire to wait in the street with a baseball bat, so I can wollop their brains out. There's that little problem about law and order, and , oh yeah, the fact I'm not a murderer or a violent person.
Nothing you can do bro.

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Margie Bargie said...

I was not really laughing when I said that...it isn't even my fence and I am plotting various tortures involving nail removal and nail polish pouring on nailess fingers!

I get really cross because it is f*cking private property - and amusing as it is to spray buildings some individual now has to sort it out of their property.

The stalag camera is a damn good idea...as are electric prods once these genetic wasters are found!!!!

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Margie Bargie said...

sort it out of their pocket I meant...sorry bitterness confuses my thinking!

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Cameron Campbell said...

I was wrong. The paper piece is up with a spray adhesive.

Cocksuckers.

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Joanne said...

Somebody really loves/hates your new fence. Did you annoy one of your neighbours? I mean why would someone target your new fence. you made someone real mad and now they are taking revenge. Did you walk over your neighbour's flower bed?

 
At 4:08 AM, Blogger Margie Bargie said...

I see a theme developing here Joanne - but you are forgetting the random little b*stard factor in all this...and the fact that the fence is situated on an exposed corner. It really also says something about the police that they are never around to witness this kind of thing.

The adhesive stuff is a real bitch - what about with boiling water and soap?

 
At 7:34 AM, Blogger Cameron Campbell said...

Marj, I was thinking blood.

Joanne, my neighborhood is very very urban. I step out my side door and I hit sidewalk. The fence and our lot, as Marj pointed out, are on a very busy street, one side street one side alley.

It isn't so much hating my fence as loving the flat surface.

Plus there are no flowers to walk over.

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Joanne said...

You know what do some art work yourself. Take some red paint and on the exposed side of the fence write in capital letters "ABSOLUTELY NO ADVERTISEMENt!" If they see the red paint, they will get scared.

 
At 5:15 AM, Blogger Margie Bargie said...

LOL...yeah...or it will make them charge like little spraying bulls!

I think barbwire flowers should be the latest edition that or cattle prods that are activated if you come to close!

Babe this really sucks!

 
At 8:24 AM, Blogger Joanne (True Blue) said...

Sorry to hear about the vandalism. We've had our share at times too. Ended up buying a big motion light.

 
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At 11:03 PM, Blogger Joanne said...

I wonder whose comment was deleted by Cameron. Must have been the guy who wrote his name on Cameron's new fence.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Cameron Campbell said...

No, it was an advert to make my dick bigger, on my boobs, or to sell me a tiny RC car, or a nice man from Nigeria who wanted to take care of retirement... or some bullshit.

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger Joanne said...

LOL!

 

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